The Pirate
After many years at sea the pirate decided to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job he thought that he should collect on his workers compensation insurance. He had a looden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. The agent assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work related. "How did you get the wooden leg?"
Barn Insurance
Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."
Excellent Service!
Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each companies service.
The first one said, "When one of our insureds died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the wife and had mailed a check on Wednesday evening.
He Changed His Mind
A prudent man was Silas Fry
He said, "The premium's too dern high,
Besides, with Care my car is driv',
I'll not insure the danged old fliv."
A lawyer and an engineer...
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.”
